How many job titles and hashtags is too many?

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Think I’m the only person that simply lists my job on LinkedIn without “problem solver” or other cringy descriptions.

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People are now putting job duties in job titles

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🙄 true.

3 is pushing it

The rule of threes does not agree

Should probably add ‘Dad of 2 | husband of *name*’ to it and he’ll be done

It looks like he opened a dictionary and started writing everything he came across.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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