Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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Not pictured: someone else is sleeping with his wife

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Director 1, wait until the actual bug exterminator joins the labor. They’ll be pulverizing all kinds of stuff in all physical states (solid, liquid and gas).

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I shot a deer one morning and was back in time for a 9am call.

Did not post on LI.

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Impressive

I saved the damsel in distress! I'm a real man now!!

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How is his wife not cringing reading this crap

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Makes me wish she’d comment calling him out that it was him in distress about the bug in his office and she saved him from it

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Gross 🤮

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Omg I saw this one earlier 🤭

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Who ever thought/said “working at a cube might be cool”…🤦🏽‍♂️

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Please don’t share #1 through #37, I’ve seen enough.

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#shehatessmallbugs #shehatesbigbugs #shehatesbugsingeneral #imabugkillingmachine

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

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