I like my oatmeal watery, my cereal soggy, my eggs cheesy, my Mayo spicy, and my toast not toasted. Still waiting to meet someone like me. Sometimes I feel like Tigger

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Goodness, gracious. Do you enjoy sleeping on shattered glass as well? (Only kidding - live and let live, my friend!)

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So...the key takeaway is that you don't know what toast is? 🤔

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Join the singles bowl

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Stauffers half frozen?

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A good fit: someone whose cereal you can finish when it gets soggy?

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oatmeal - thick,
cereal - half n half,
eggs - w/ mayo, tomato, or ham,
mayo - regular for most stuff, spicy for chicken teriyaki,
toast - toasted w/ butter (Cuban bread)

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That wasn’t the purpose of posting. I just wanted to show that my preferences were cooler than OP’s.

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Definitely will need an update if you ever find a partner 😳

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