I often thinks of many of my coworkers as NPCs. They kind of do the same thing every day, and talk about the same topics, and nothing changes in their lives. They don’t do much work either, and always describe it the same way.
Does anyone else have coworkers like this?

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I have never met a person who unironically used "NPC" who wasn't a massive asshole. Some people don't like sharing too much about their personal lives. They may not feel others are interested in their hobbies. They may just be going through a lot between raising kids and caring for family.

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That's called being narcissistic or suffering from main character syndrome

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In fairness, there are 5 or so coworkers that seem playable …

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I’m afraid you are also an NPC. I’m the main character in this simulation.

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I’m thinking of it more as multiplayer game. There are lots of real characters, but also a bunch of NPCs…

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Ya i have a bunch of those. I cant believe how many employees making less than 80k that have been at my work place for 15 plus years. Like, dont they want to job jump and make more or get more training/education to get paid more.

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My coworkers probably think I’m boring and don’t do much because I sure as hell ain’t telling them the truth about all of the drugs and partying I do every weekend lol

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NPCs 🤣🤣

If you come talk to me, I’ll give you a quest.

What the heck is npc?

Non-player character

It's a video game term

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