I’m absolutely flattered Garima. Please, tell me more!

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Oh I have a specific skill set Garima:

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Oh no they did not proofread lol, well it was 5:42 am 😂

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I got this one recently. From someone at LinkedIn! They forgot to put my name!
Also I'm not an active duty service member. I have nothing remotely to do with the armed forces.

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Average about 2 of these a week.

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Two with the template not updated like in the yellow highlight?

Garima had one job.

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Well, at least they used the template and not the precedent.

“Philip J. Fry” IYKYK

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What is the back of an envelope kind of estimation of a drug’s market share considering there’s one in market already?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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I woke up today tired.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Nice try Accenture.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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