I’m realistically drinking 13-18 K-cups of coffee a day from the moment I wake up to the hour I’m about to sleep. I live in a studio so the machine just stares at me and I have to have it. I can’t tell you the last time I even drank a glass of water because it’s gross.

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13,000-18,000 cups of coffee a day sounds dangerous. Might wanna see a doctor bro

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This is so relatable.

I think u might have a problem bro

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