I'm starting a HF. I'm calling it ____________ Capital.

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"I have a Bloomberg station and a bathrobe which automatically makes me a hedge funder" Capital

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FyreCapital

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lol capital. We lol because you gave us your money

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Working

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Lose it all Capital

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Write-one-massive-deep-out-of-the-money-option-per-year-for-2%-return-then-call-it-quits and-plug-everything-into-the-index capital. Alternatively, Big Dick Capital Partners

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Cucking

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Yolo capital

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BΓO Capital LLC. Site be up soon. Raising initial funding for macro relative value strategies in cross market rates and FX derivatives.If we go under, we will change it to BΓOKE Capital

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Racks Capital. Racking up fees while you rack up losses. #RacksonRacks

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Bigly Yuuuuge Capital

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@evercore +1 for relevance

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Axe

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Giggity Goo Capital Management. Strictly Thematic. Riding the Porno industry and continually increasing masturbation trends.

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Pimpdaddy Zuhalter's House o' Intryst n' Kapital LLC.

Beta Bitch

All your cash are belong to us

Axe

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