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Yes. Sounds like a maga boomer. Run.
Lol sounds like they are working thru… a lot
Comp: $65k, discretionary bonus of up to $2k. 2400 hours.
I’m sure it’s a coincidence that emotional intelligence and adaptability aren’t on the list. This was written by someone who wanders the office at 8:07 and 6:15 to see who’s in their seats.
Translation: we don't pay much and expect 2400 billable hours. We don't give you any support or mentorship, and we will blame you if something goes wrong that's not your fault.
And we micromanage.
Omg! I saw this job post and I agree it is filled with red flags and I was just thinking about that before I saw this!!
“We are a firm of Creators not Victims.” Translation: “We have crapped on previous employees, but it was their fault not ours.”
It’s you, these are all fine. Unless you’re a liberal who doesn’t take responsibility for their own actions.
I love the self-own buried in here.
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Ha…I actually applied and interviewed with a small firm years ago that had these exact same instructions for the cover letter and subject line.
Yeah do not go here.
They definitely had an employee that ended up in the psych ward because of the toxicity lol
Whoever posted this definitely beats their significant other. If you work there, they’ll emotionally abuse you until you quit, get fired, or die.
AI was used to write it, if that mitigates anything. But I wouldn’t apply for that job.
Wow. Whoever wrote this managed to politely offer sound career advice while simultaneously coming off as a total di€k. That’s a rare achievement.
I am inclined to give this guy a break. He’s a veteran who started his own first straight out of law school. I would not apply, but maybe cut this guy some slack.
If he’s starting his own firm, he’s responsible for running it right.
All looks reasonable to me, but they are giving a clear message. At most places, it is more of a dice roll.
Scintillating.
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