Leave it to recruiters to make it about themselves and be obnoxious

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Sorry, EY. I have a pretty low bar when it comes to what qualifies as a despicable LinkedIn poster, but her post is honestly the least cringe thing I’ve seen a recruiter post in over a year. It’s actually kind of funny-cute.

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How did she feel when she took the selfie?

How did she feel when she posted it?

How does she feel when she sees it on her profile?

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There is a strange link between recruiting professionals and posting photos making odd faces. They go together like peanut butter and jelly.

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Oh my god that is true!! I never thought about that but now I’m curious why! 😂

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Was the offer for student of the week? Her goofy face and juvenile swearer give me creepy substitute teach vibes.

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The obnoxious post is yours, OP. She's literally celebrating getting someone a job, and motivating others. Geez.

Anyone who uses SYBAU should not be preaching about professionalism

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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