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▸ LinkedIn Cringe
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LinkedIn is the latest company to get in on gaming / LinkedIn is adding three puzzle games — Pinpoint, Queens, and Crossclimb — on desktop and mobile.

Stay in your lane, LinkedIn!

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And if you pay for premium, they'll even hide the time spent playing videogames from your employer!

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Why stay in their lane? Curious… brain taxing games like that seem a natural fit for the platform? Eg big publishers / broadsheet newspapers have crosswords / sudoku?

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Day 1 here.. What topics are off limits? Client lists, billing rates... What else?

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works at Makridis Consulting LLC
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Anyone has any good corporate codes for Hilton? Downtown Chicago if you need an area specific?

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an Associate Creative Director
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Forsman & Bodenfors What’s happening at Forsman & Bodenfors? Don’t know much about them.

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works at Tata Consultancy
▸ Strategy
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Hi ,
My manager told he raised my ITA promotion. Where i can track that in ultimatix?

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works at Accenture
▸ Strategy
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Hi Fishes,
I will be joining KPMG global services and first time coming under tax slab.
Can anyone please share monthly payslip as I wanted to plan my rent according to HRA?
Also please share the Annual basic so that I can calculate my HRA accordingly.
Attaching my compensation plan.
Pleaaaaassssse helppppppppp.

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works at EY
▸ Advisory
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That Friday feeling

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works at Deloitte
▸ Management Consulting
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Any old consultants remember what was used before Excel and PowerPoint ?

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a Consultant
▸ Engineering
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Hi Fishes,

I will be joining Cognizant in January as a Sr Associate.
Yoe -7.4
Tech stack- Oracle Apps DBA

How are the projects here and will I get project once I join ?
As I dont want to be in PDP.

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My friends and I brought up the black and blue dress, and it's amazing to me how many of them still see white and gold. What do you see?

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Coach

Lol so Bloomberg is basically saying “if you don’t match Cravath, you are a Toyota of the legal industry”. I guess there will be a fight over who is a Rav4 and who is a Camry lolol

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Abhishek Bansal
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Can anyone give Capgemini offer for QA Senior Consultant profile ?

Present role is Technical Test Lead at Infosys and ctc is 16.22 lpa.

#referral #capgemini #qaconsultant

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Hi Folks

Anyone here went through Agoda interview process recently?

I've applied for an engineering manager role and seeking some guidance on what to expect.

Would greatly appreciate any advice.

Cheers!

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So, got a bunch of questions from a recruiter, first contact. I guess this my first phone/email screen? Do I need to bother with STAR answers or not?

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a Consultant
▸ human capital & hr consulting
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What’s the most efficient way to get a functional associate cert for SuccessFactors Employee Central? Is their course the best way to learn it?

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Pro

Friendly reminder that even in a national quarantine, you still shouldn’t text your ex.

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Hi fishes, I just joined PWC SDC kolkata, so how is the work culture and the work life balance here...any insights!!!

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works at L&T Technology Services
▸ Strategy
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What do I say and resign to get released early? Cant wait for 3 months notice period to get over.

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I am in search of a contact of an employee of Deutsche Bank Pune can someone help on that note

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How is the client Yahoo Supply? I got a proposal and any review would be helpful.

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a M&A Analyst
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Visual Storyteller

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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a Vice President
▸ Financial Advisors
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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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a Management Consultant
▸ Digital
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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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a Senior Manager
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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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a Chief Product Officer
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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Enthusiast

Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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a Senior Manager
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Visual Storyteller

Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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works at Deloitte
▸ Operations
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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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works at Deloitte
▸ Analytics
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This is how I feel!!!

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a Consultant I
▸ Technology
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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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a Manager
▸ Other (non-Software)
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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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an Associate Director
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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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a Senior Creative
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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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a Manager
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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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works at Booz Allen Hamilton
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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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a Lead Software Engineer
▸ Startups
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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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