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Happened to me last week!!! I laughed it off but now I will be using pitch slap FOR-EVER!!😆

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We made it!

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Hey Folks,

What are the roles of level 9 at
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Currently looking for a roommate to share a 2 bed apt with in suffolk county long island. Message me if you are interested. Budget around 1300-1600

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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