My agency said they want to make me a made man. HR is inviting me to a private room to perform the ceremony.

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Sounds like a waffle party to me

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Just make sure the room isn’t wrapped and covered in plastic sheeting.

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Oh, don’t worry, the plastic sheeting is just for the layoffs.

Now go and get your shine box

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Same thing if you see an ox.

Um.... might be time to move on...

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