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After submitting my resume for the Global Finance and Business Management full time position at JP Morgan (my dream job!), I got a HireVue invite the next day! However, I completed it 9 days ago and still have no response....
When do we get a response in average, and after how much time does it mean I probably am not getting an offer to continue?
Thanks!
JPMorgan Chase JPMorgan Investment Management
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Wait, why is that actually kind of brilliant and hilarious? It genuinely feels like this is how it happens sometimes. I'll be more than qualified for a job and never hear back.
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It literally explains so much. I hadnever seen anything like it lol
I know it's a joke but this is basically what ATS systems do except with keywords instead of luck. Wrong format? Rejected. Missing one buzzword? Rejected. Applied 3 minutes after the algorithm decided it had enough candidates? Rejected. At least the unhinged boss is honest about it being random 😂
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There is a brutal honesty to it that makes it more human than the stupid ATS systems
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Hahahaha. I hate it but it’s pretty funny
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It definitely generated mixed feelings within me at the time lol
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That’s insane!!! 🤣
I can just imagine this. I hope he never finds himself out of work. He'll probably recall this moment when he starts his job search, and nobody calls or emails.