My boss:
* last year: you’re a mobile developer
* last month: well maybe you’re a product manager
* today; hmm I think you’re tester now.

My last boss:
* you’re a manufacturing IT engineer

My last last boss:
* you’re a tester
* jk now you’re a product manager

My last last last last boss:
* you’re a product manager
* now you’re a software engineer

Me, not knowing what I am good at:

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