My last project went terribly, and now I'm worried despite all the 70+ hour weeks, I'll be slapped with a $500 bonus 😭

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Bonus? Dude you’re probably getting fired

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The sad part is that this person isn’t joking

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You know that there’s a big world full of joy and love, just outside of LEK.

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Is that before or after tax ?

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Wait, you guys are getting bonus?

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Long hours =/= success. It can mean the opposite oftentimes.

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No, if you brought in money to the firm, you should be fine

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I figured LEK wasn’t giving bonuses

Are you guys hiring?

Ah yes the famous LEK $500 bonus

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