Never seen people switch up on me so fast than after updating my LinkedIn to show my move to FAANG. They hitting me up like how are you , what’s up. Like dawg you ain’t hit me in 2 years when I was at KPMG and we bros now all of a sudden 🤦

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Yooooo how are you doing though, bro!? What’s up!? How’s job life treating ya? Looks like it’s good. Wish it were that good for me if ya know what I’m sayin

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Remember that they probably got some notification about it in an email to get their attention. While it’s hard not to get annoyed they are likely just wanting to understand your journey and recent change.

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You’re not wrong honestly. I’ll happily talk to people about it especially because I wasn’t a great student, didn’t go to a target school, and don’t have a particularly interesting background. So it’s fun to show people what’s doable.

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So basically “If you can’t handle me at a Big 4, then you don’t deserve me at a FAANG”

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I want this on a shirt hahah

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Gotta love fake friends

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Pls refer

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I’d rather have people hit me up when they want something than for no reason.

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Damn that’s crazy 🤦‍♂️…

Hit my dms tho bruh we can chat it up and maybe get a referral started 👀

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I was friends with a nerdy/quiet girl in college - as soon as she got a FAANG internship everyone started hitting her up. She would cry to me that she hated how people only wanted to be her friend because of her job offer. She’s doing well now & low key pulls her weight/tries to puff her chest more than she should. We’re not friends anymore cuz I’d always makeout with her for hw/lab answers lol

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Lol. She likes you because you were using her before everyone else started doing the same 😂😂

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Can you blame them though?

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Yes, they could have some self respect

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When I updated like to google, I couldn’t believe the influx of “friends” that reached out. Granted, the referral bonus is $4k so I’m not against it, but it’s like hmmmmm.

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Hmu with a referral then thx

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Hi OP how are u doing ?

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Like Drake said, no friends in the industry

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That’s why I only have 2 real friends

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Sure Jan.
I know it’s been a tough week for y’all so I am going to let this epic burn opportunity pass me by 😙😙😙

Hm pretty soon you’re about to him them up with a “I miss you” text, as soon as you realize how much $ you can make off referrals. You can pay off a Tesla. You’re about to develop a spreadsheet and rate their skills so you know who to target with some side recruiting Google business 🤣

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Didn’t expect my 2am rant to catch fire, but appreciate y’all. While we at it, now them girls that looked through me want to establish a ‘connection’ with my ugly ass, they recommending that ‘we catch up’ now. Come on now

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Do some “catch and release.”

I feel you

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What is FAANG?

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🤦🏽‍♀️ lmgtfy

OMG funny, exactly what I needed today, thank you...and may I call you Bro?

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