Note to all: Just because you have elite status and are riding dirty in first class does not mean you get to be a douche nozzle. Don't make the window passenger step over you to get to their seat!!!!!

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Like the falling on them idea, if they're a guy, but I am more of a "give them a lap dance" kind of person...and by person, I mean 230 pound guy.

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Douche Nozzle. Love it.

Good but I prefer Asshat

My fave, douche canoe. 🚣🏼‍♀️

Douche nozzle 😂

Accidentally fall in them next time. Or if your a girl and have heels on, step on their foot with said heel.

Someone did that to me. I just stood there until he got out and didn't say a word. Kept my headphones on and played with my phone. Flight attendant actually came over and asked him to move because she was wondering why the boarding was held up. I gave a smile as I walked in. 😆

This weeks edition of 1st class asshole....

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