On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being smoke-blowing-out-of-ears irate…. How mad would a judge be if during a bench trial….

So I have a plaintiff who got an X-ray done of their torso, and the X-ray found a large amount of backed up 💩…. I’m toying with introducing it during trial and closing that out with a “so it’s safe to say you’re full of crap?”

Bad idea, right? 😂😂 don’t worry, I would never.

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You should totally do it.

Signed: Plaintiff’s lawyer.

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If the judge was Kozinski… maybe. Otherwise do it out of hearing of the jury

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Maybe there is a tongue and cheek way to do it “they’re full of it” or something like that without saying crap

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