Sacklers made a rookie mistake of not starting with a big4. Had they come to us, our partners would have recommended a phased digital transformation journey to enhance value maximization and increase share of wallet. We’d do this by implementing SAP, Workday, and Salesforce using power point based accelerators to create a 360 degree view of the customer that empowers the frontline, increases loyalty and enhance employee collaboration. We’d still be in pilot assuming start date similar to McK.

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- KPMG

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you should expand this to become a consulting copypasta

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Preach, Brother PriceCooper

-Sister WaterHouse

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Oh my god my entire career feels so belittled.

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Affirmative
-Deloitte

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Roger that - EY

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+ Accenture

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- McKinsey

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Wait, you guys do work other than PowerPoints?
-McKinsey

Please make sure to run SAP on GCP and not Azure or AWS 🙏

Really love the other big 4 stepping in to agree 😂 great post

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