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Scott is the gift that keeps on giving

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“Stay tuned for my next post: Top 10 Hacks to Stop People From Seeking Pleasure Outside of Work and Non-Capitalist Pursuits”

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1️⃣ lock them in their offices

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Cant find our man Scott on linkedin

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Did that mf use the royal we? “As a leader, we’ve …”

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Is that a serious LinkedIn post? If so, that guy is an absolute moron and should not be the CEO of any company.

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Giving American Psycho vibes

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I am getting a little Glengarry Glenn Ross vibes as well: "Side hustles are for CLOSERS!"

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He's been thoroughly roasted on Reddit. Google it and go watch the dumpster fire that he is, including why he's a single dad (his wife divorced him after she found out he was banging his secretary), and including actual clients dishing on Reddit about how bad and scummy his company is.

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Gosh the HR guy he fired he must think of this as free publicity

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Tips for documenting requirements during a BPR/TPR? (this is my first project)

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What does it take to get promoted from Level 7 to Level 6 in the SAP Products stream?

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Linux Academy or acloudguru for studying/passing Solutions Architect Pro Exam?

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Just crafted a wonderful email to the client detailing information on how much tax they aren't gonna pay, all I get is "thanks".

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Nearly killed me this morning leaving my fiancé at home after he was up all night with a stomach bug. Thankfully I’m local, but annoyed this proposal is keeping me away from helping him through this

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What would you do in this situation? I signed a schedule A for one weeks work at Company A for $600 per day and then company B offered me 2 weeks work at $800 per day.

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Friends, help me with 11 likes to start DM .. Thanks :)

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Anyone into Jazz/R&B?

Drop your favourite artists of today!

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Your opinion on VaynerMedia?

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I know this doesn’t count as an interview, but overall professional advice needed:
Any tips on asking for better severance pay?

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hearing there was massive layoffs at concentric today. in the dozens. can someone confirm or refute?

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I am interested in getting the AWS Cloud Practitioner cert (foundational). I’m tech-savvy, but have not been involved in Cloud work. Any idea on how difficult the exam is?

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Looking to get into SaaS sales but my experience is in construction and fine furniture (I was a sales manager and was able to lead my team of 4 people to consistently hit 450k monthly targets). I did that for almost 2 years before making the switch. I miss sales, though. Does anyone have any connections to companies looking? I have also considered a sales analyst role considering that I am moderately versed in Salesforce and have worked both the customer facing and sales generating side. TIA!

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Don’t you just love when an AE one year out of undergrad tells you your estimate sounds high?

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Looking for recommendations for directors with luxury/ beauty/ car experience for upcoming shoot. Thanks

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Will production even be fun when we go back??

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Hi Fishies. Looking for a good real people/comedy directors who can work with lower budgets . Would love any recommendations. Thanks.

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I just applied for an Operations Director position at a Long Island Hospital. I want to take my consultant skills and make an effort to get into health care, make an impact where I live.

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Happy Monday peeps.... Do we wanna keep this group going or delete?

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Any fellow L1ers here that have been advised that they will NOT enter the H1b lottery?

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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It's the "loves this" for me

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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This is how I feel!!!

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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