Some humor for the Dads on here - my wife just now: “Honey thanks for leaving the Desitin on the bathroom sink, I started to brush my teeth with it. You didn’t notice but I’ve been downstairs the past 20 minutes washing my mouth out.”

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I once left the desitin out on the dresser while I went to another room to get another kid dressed. By the time I came back she had used it as lotion in her hair.

It is the worse than gum getting out of hair. Since it is petroleum based I had to use Dawn to was her hair 6 times before it even started to look clean.

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Dad: “I love it when a plan comes together”

Sorry, what is desitin?

:). We actually had to ban desitin in my house- the smell made me sick.

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