Some idiot shared some email to large group and now other bunch of idiots are replying that pls remove me from the email. What a bunch of morons😡

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Is it from suresh? 🤣🤣🤣

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Yes, it's Suresh

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Oh man. You too received it 😛🤣

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Those noobs even dont know BCC function of outlook

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Happened to me in Accenture too 😂

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