Sooooo Trump is closer to getting the Nobel Peace Prize than I'm to getting a job. And we've been trying for the same time.

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Obviously you need to be more like Trump, duh.

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And gain 125 pounds, paint a black spot on the top of your right hand, Botox your ankles and get a neck only a gynecologist can exam.

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Don’t be too hard on yourself, he is the Mandela of Merica.

Naw, he's more like the hole in the side of the Titanic... 💦

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