Starting to think my clients are moonlighting as Kathleen from Best of Nextdoor

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Literally laughed out loud at this!!

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Your client sounds like a peach. Don't let that one get away! ;)

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Best of Nextdoor sounds like something I want to be a part of.

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I need this social media platform in my life.

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😆

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It’s a Twitter account. Highly recommend

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