Still employed at Twitter. AMA

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Elon?

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I wish lmao

Which desk is best to hide under? need advice pls

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Haha your own at home!

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Do people hook up during the lock ins?

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Are you interviewing?

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I’m not worried tbh. I’m on strategy and operations on a vital team that we all were untouched. We report directly to head of ops

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Did you have to lick Elon's dong under that ridiculous sink

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There was a lot of fluff

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Are all these decisions as stupid as they look?

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There was a lot of fluff I won’t lie

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Your team hiring?

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What did your email say?

Pix or it didn’t happen

Did you get some of that sweet 54.20 a share money?

There is still private company stock. They’ll tell us whenever. I’m not worried nor need that cash injection right now.

How’s the general mood? Feel like the cuts (at this high of an amount) were necessary?

Yeah everyone is on edge ngl. Maybe not as many as Elon did but if we need more people, we can hire more

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Thoughts on going back to the office? Do you live nearby?

I’ve been going back. Enjoy the social aspect. My tiny apt is hard to be in 24/7

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What’s your role?

Wow I’m surprised since elon don’t really like mba/consulting type of people and think they don’t provide any values.

Do you wish to stay, even though you escaped the lay-off? Seems like a dark and toxic environment that’s about to get even worse, I almost feel like the 50% laid-off are the lucky ones

Chaos is a ladder to quote GoT 🤪. Good luck OP

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How’s the coffee

What does Twitter S&O comp look like?

TC?

I’m making 240 right now

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Jack Dorsey or Elon Musk as CEO?

Parag 💀😂

Are you gonna post a meme of thanos doing the snap and say "I survived!"?

Lol no

Were you worried the day before the email or were you fairly certain that you’d be safe?

OP r u still there

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