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For some reason I can’t stop saying “Johnson & Johnson, a family company” but other than that the 5G is great

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Yes! You should show up as 'BigBroGates_v1.x' on other bluetooth devices. It's a game changer!!

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5G successfully installed

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I’ve been telling my boyfriend that I am a robot for the last 3 years so today when I told him I’m getting a system upgrade it really just worked right into the narrative.

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Someone I know is an anti Vaxer and instead of fighting I said you do know that the Gatorade you drink is 4g juice right? I have 5G from the vaccine now and when they shut down the 4g towers you ll just drop :P he’s looking for vaccines now

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I got my first set of nanobots too.

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