Tell me about the worst insufferable client you've had to deal with? I had one today that made my jaw drop and would love to read other experiences.

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I had a client and he was telling me I should break up with my bf and be with him . He wanted to be my sugar daddy .
So awkward and disgusting!

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I had a clients that had Crohn’s disease and he pooped on the floor because the bathroom was full

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Just had a client puke mid sentence randomly all over my meeting room a week ago. We just stared at each other for like 30 seconds in silence then I finally said let’s do this when your feeling better. Awkward as hell.

Well, it didn’t happen to me but I coworker, she’s at the teller line just like always and this lady shows up and she said that she collects piggy banks and she wants one from us right? So the teller manager who couldn’t kept her mouth shut told her that we don’t give piggy banks away. The lady frustrated said that she was gonna close all her accounts with us because she can’t believe we wouldn’t give her a piggy bank. 5 minutes later her husband come inside and he yelled at everybody, and basically told us to go to hell. Everything for a piggy bank.

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I’m sure her $1000 account really hurt the banks bottom line 😂 😂

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Not a client but a prospect.

He worked as a trader at a trading firm. I was 22. He was at least 40. Recently divorced. I didn't run the meeting. A colleague did and he told me to follow up with the guy about the product.

So I would follow up maybe once a week or every other week. He responds every time and initially he had questions about the product. Then, he began to reach out to me about how my day was going.. blah blah.

Then one day, he says "hey, I wanted to ask you something." I said "sure what's up?" He asks if I would be interested in a fwb relationship 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I once had Satan for a client.

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