Ten guys walk into a bar and ask for drinks. Bartender says long day? They all reply “yes,I’m tired, permission to drink?” The bartender says “permission granted, but remember you’re always on the clock.” He then tears off his name tag to reveal that hes a manager at LEK. He then says “you have ten minutes, afterwards it’s back to your desks and of course that time includes your bathroom break!” The guys sigh, but are all too weak to quit because if they do they’ll all feel like they failed.

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U ók bro?

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You can quit. The job isn’t worth your sanity. 😂

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The pay is though

Failure is the mindset of the slave master and slave.

You are free now! Embrace environments where you thrive.

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Dude wut

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Dobby asks master “can I have a drink?” master replies “no get back to work you are behind on two RFPs and your project scope just got expanded so now you need to do 12 more PMRs in a week”. Dobby sighs, “but sir dobby is tired”. master retorts quickly “and AI doesn’t, if you want to stay around master you need to do as I say.
dobby is sad.

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We…don’t do any of that.

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