TFW you are sitting next to two huge people on a Southwest flight.

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EY2. Dunno. Seems more like the Greyhound of the skies.

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Praying for you my friend..

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Free seat choice. Move?!

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So you were really sitting next to one fatty.

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Establish your dominance. Fire back and lean into the skid

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OMG and then they farted. Keeps getting better and better

How's it different on southwest

Full flight.

If on Southwest, your fault for not checking in earlier

SWA rule #7 If you seat neighbors are too fat, you are too slow.

I was position A1

So you sat in a middle seat even though you boarded first? Makes no sense.

No. I had the aisle. They sat next to me. Biggest by the window. Second biggest and fartiest in the middle. Bled over the arm rests and slept with a wide stance.

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