There’s no going back when someone asks “do you know Kafka?” And you’re thinking about the data pipeline and not the author

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Lol I read this thinking this would be a great response to the prompt "tell me you work in tech without saying you work in tech"

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"Kafkaesque"

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Me: “Omg same”
Them: “my firm is currently designing an office space down the block”
Me “ohh no. Not same”

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