Tired: hating weekend assignments

Wired: realizing you can bill twice the time for weekend assignments because you’re less efficient with NFL RedZone in the background and people aren’t on your ass about turnarounds then

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“Seven hours of commercial free football (and turning comments on a single document) start right now.”

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“After further review, the privilege call by the discovery attorney is overturned. However, delay of game (Relativity auto-logged you out) on the Associate offsets, replay Document 35 of 44.”

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Me: how tf are people billing 2500 hours a year?

Fishbowl: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

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This. I can just sit and work on something at my own pace without 5 people pinging me about something

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Weekends are for the varianceeee

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Love it

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I’ve been sitting in front of my laptop for 11 hours (with some football), but at least I actually billed 11 hours 🤣. This would never happen on a weekday.

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