Today I’d like to announce that Omnicom Production, Publicis Production, and WPP will merge and form one global domination as OmniPubPP Productions. Together we will shoot billions of internal videos of our 800x C-Suite officers and continue to output Millions of GenAI pitch videos and we vow to continue to not have a clue about how to actually compete with actual production companies, but our stockholders who have no idea how this all works will think this means we will drive more revenue!

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We will definitely drive more revenue by continuing the 3 bid process and undercutting great production companies so the client chooses our cheaper option and churns out crap.

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So are you guys hiring or

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OmniPP for short

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Who cares about craft? I love being an independent business unit driving shareholder value. 🤓

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