Toot your horn. 🎺Toot Toot 🎺
Buzz chat got me thinking if you have a business and want to promote, comment below your business, website and social handle.
P.S. Knowing the trolls you guys are lol - please legitimate businesses only 😂😩

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I’m a career, interview and professional coach (on the side). I’ve helped many folks either get into or get out of consulting among other things. Also, I charge 250$/hr. DM me your career woes :)

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P1 curious, do you help with finding jobs or just helping with interview process?

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Check out my feet pics on Feet Finder

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Post link! There is a guy here that confessed he spends a lot of money on feet pics!

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My only business these days is finding a guy 👉👈🥺

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Lol BL!! 😆😂🤣🤣

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KidsForRent.com -

Singles and Couples without kids —-
Want to experience parenthood but you aren’t sure kids are right for you?
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Want to take kids to a park and hit on those single moms without being awkward?
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Do you want to just get rid of your kids for weekend so that you can sleep in during the weekend?
Do you want to just want to have a weekend getaway but dragging your toddler is more tiring than it’s worth the effort?
Do you want to just re-experience what’s no-kids life looks like without waiting for another 15 years to kick them out of the house?
Is childcare becoming too expensive and you want to make your kids earn their worth around the house?
Rent out your kids at KidsForRent.com and make some money while someone else taking care of your kids!!

KidsForRent.com is a world leading kids sharing marketplace. We provide top class matching between parents-wanna-be and struggling-parents to benefit both.

Disclaimer: KidsForRent.com is not responsible for theft and damage happen to your kids by the renter. We simply provide a matching service.

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Oh dear…

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Guys, the BL and I are selling "good men" for 5 bucks a pop, pls checkout Her Majesty's post

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ah yes of course i accept

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I'm a tax CPA and I work with clients all over the states. Feel free to reach out with questions!

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Not industry, but I work primarily with individuals, trusts, and small businesses in general.

I’m not giving my only fans link! 🙈

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I’m an AA by day, MUA by night. Looking for more MUA work. 🙏🏽

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Los Angeles area, all over LA 🙏🏽

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I’m a ladies toy boy 👨🏻

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$10 to ride the mustache and free to ride the disco pole

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😈🧐

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That’s a secret👀🧐

My partners and I manage a real estate investment company. For people that don't have the time to buy properties. We invest in commercial + residential real estate, short-term rentals and build restaurants/businesses in the area to drive growth for our investors while improving communities.

Happy to share more details!

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I have the biggest horn

I thought someone here said the data sientist isn't real? And that he can't hurt us?

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