I lie to my girlfriend every time we make plans — I always tell her to be ready an hour before I want her to be and she’s still normally running 15-30 minutes late

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She can probably tell. I used to do this to my friends and they figured it out so now I have to change up how much earlier I tell them based on how time sensitive the plans are and I tell them all slightly different times ☠️

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Funny, all of my friends and I were discussing how we have to do this with our husbands/boyfriends just yesterday.

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I don’t even start getting ready until she puts on that makeup spray

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I’m a woman and I don’t even know what makeup spray is lol

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Time to try two hours

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Ugh I struggle so much with being on time. I’m always trying though.

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Just wait for kids. We are literally late to everything all the time. Lol

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This is the way!

It happens. I take a long nap before we go out at night and I only start getting out of bed once she's fully dressed and putting on makeup. I still have at least 30 - 45 minutes to get ready while she finishes her makeup, decides on jewelry, and picks a purse or a clutch 🤷‍♂️.

BCG1, I went on a trip with my boyfriend last week and we had an early flight. He got up an hour before we had to leave and I got up 10 minutes before. Guess who was ready to go on time and who was running around last minute pulling together everything he forgot!

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