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We now need. LinkedIn hero bowl

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See, this is what I want to read when I open LinkedIn.

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It's not cringe if it's parody

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If he could add what I learned or B2B sales it would have taken 1st place in awesome.

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His poor imaginary child is gonna need therapy one day

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Jasmine 100% esmerelda trashy AF dont @ me

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If you had one night in Boston (staying at the W just south of Boston common) where would you go for drinks and dinner?

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Two years out of college do you still leave clubs and older internships ( maybe your junior summer) If they are relevant and show leadership depth

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Where's all my asian friends at??

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Started at a big firm in July with high hopes- in the career path I wanted and I would be joining with other new grads.
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Anyone else feeling the same?

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I lost my phone and need to setup secure id in new phone. What is the procedure.
Need urgent help

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

It's the "loves this" for me

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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This is how I feel!!!

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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