We need a kill switch for the engineers too

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Where can I apply? 😂

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Is this for real ?

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Killswitch Engage!

Plot twist - GPT-5 wrote the job description and posted it 🤣

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Why is Deloitte screwing up this bowl with idiotic memes?

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Thank you for your service

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Deloitte OP is an imposter 🐝

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Scrolling through the Consulting bowl like...

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When you keep delaying that deliverable you promised last week......

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Please do not show to client before Partner review!

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Heads or Tails?

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Fake it till you make it

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4 slightly different shades of green. Plz fix.

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Preparing for another week ahead. Stay safe out there.

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Nailed it! 😂

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Where is the lie

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Do it, I dare you. 😑

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Tuesday well spent

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Reason #101 why noise canceling headphones & drinks are critical (when status can’t solve travel nightmares)

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someone doesn't give af

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I don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth....

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Lol shots fired

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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For shits and giggles

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