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EY does consulting?

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Out of no where from the top rope

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Wtf!

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THAT FIRM HAD A FAMILY!!

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Does Jessica turn out to be a secret bad ass or something?

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No

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Can any ACN fish refer? Firm issued a wave of new hire layoffs which happened to affect me.

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Just found out I got laid off. Cheers to the weekend 🍺

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Has anyone here ever been fired for being rude to a customer?

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Hi all,

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I’m quitting my job tomorrow morning. I don’t have a new job lined up. I’m scared, but also excited? I’ve felt under utilized for months, and haven’t had a promotion after two years. I never take risks like this, but life is too short. Is this a bad choice?

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Work where I live or live where I work🤔

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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You tired? Just do this. You’re welcome ☺️

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Money doesn’t buy love but it helps to cry comfortably 🥴

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

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Only because someone requested this kind of meme war...

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I’ve experienced this!

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Calm down! :))

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When your client is understanding of your schedule, listens to your recommendations, and thanks you for your hard work.

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When you’re remote, but the rest of your team is in the client city together doing dinners and hanging out

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Proposal for pitching this....legal, time saving, energy goldmine....total consulting (life / work) must have!

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Hope y’all got in before Trump started tweeting about Iran today lmao

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Andddd we out

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When you want to capitalize on all the perks

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Working with a useless manager be like

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Oh, hello team members!!

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When you keep delaying that deliverable you promised last week......

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