I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

I keep trying but I just can’t get into or finish The Eternals. Big Marvel fan and like the actors… 🤷‍♂️ just something about the movie that’s so meh I can’t keep watching it for more than 15 minutes.

How much does a senior consultant get in ey gds ? A range would help.

Is leaving Deloitte as a SC (soon to be manager) with 6.5 YOE worth leaving for S&O lead role at Google? Brand-to-brand I know it would be an upgrade, but how does S&O lead compare to consulting manager?

Hi Fishes,

I have 3 offers as below

1) infosys : 20.5 lpa ( 20 percent variable)
2) CGI : 22 lpa ( 20 fixed 1 variable 1 joining bonus)
3) Hexaware : 22 lpa ( 20 fixed 2 joining bonus)

Which company should i be joining?

Any specific and actionable advice on how to better articulate your experience in interviews? I feel like I have been working on projects that are above my pay grade and my job descriptions (which my Manager also validated) but I have a hard time when it comes to selling myself in interviews. Any tips/advice is appreciated!

why cts blacklist any company any idea?

looking for opportunities in Business Analyst role. pls do support. desperately looking for a change.

Hi Fishes, Can anyone throw a light about Genpact Pharma/lifesciences analytics practice in India-Bangalore. Considering for a potential opportunity, I have 9 years exp.
- How is the culture, wlb, and growth curve?
- About year on year hikes
- leadership team focus on mid tier's growth.
Genpact Genpact Headstrong

Accenture Deloitte Axtria IQVIA ZS Associates

When did you feel like you earned your first Rolex?

Hello fishes,
Does anybody know how much it takes to receive Revised Offer letter from Mindtree ?
I had a discussion with the recruiter on 6th May and he agreed to send the revised offer letter, but I am still awaiting it. The recruiter is not receiving my calls, not replying to my sms and emails as well.
Not sure what to do in this scenario.

Hi fishes may you please confirm the below:

In the offer letter the "Provident Fund" And "gratuity" Is mentioned. In the salary calculation in hand, we will not consider these amounts right? As these components are received when someone retires..right? .. Please confirm.

Thanks in advance

Jb koi project assign hota h to kya koi email aati hai pehle ya direct hota hai.. For new joinee

Indeed sponsoring keeps getting progressively more expensive - set a daily max run for $25 and got (8) applies within 3 hrs but the actual spend was $62.

What the hell.

What's the income ceiling for sales engineering?

I have friends seeking 2 ACL wristbands for this weekend. They are happy to buy a 3 day pass even though we are halfway through the event haha. Thx.

Hi fishes,
Had a word with Recruiter yesterday, they mentioned that I have cleared the HR round and they are ready to offer 21LPA.
The offer letter has not be released yet.
Is there any connection with BGV form filling and the Offer letter release?

Hi fishes, I want to submit broadband connection reimbursement request via Global Claim System GCS. Is there any chances of background varification regarding the broadband bills??
Thanks in advance.

Is Rolex shipping watches again? My AD promised me a specific model and not sure if I’m getting ghosted or what...

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

What's more important for business longevity?
Value your customer's needs or your employees sanity/ mental wellness?

The company I work for clearly value the customer more and I feel that it's not aligned to my personal values :(
It makes me wonder if I'm the "crazy" one to believe the company should value their people first?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

You know who gets that raise or bonus or even a promotion? It's not the hard worker. Not even the smart worker. It's the worker who advertises every task they did (small or big) in front of the whole team...

“Don’t count manually, we can INDEX MATCH this bitch!”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

Recent client discussion (on a million + dollar dispute over secured FF&E).

Client: we need to do some thug shit to them.

Me: I don't typically recommend thug shit as a litigation strategy. Here's my thoughts...

Client: well I guess we can do this legit. Interesting...

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?