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i ask the devs if they built the thing and i tell the clients its done and they tell me its not and then i tell the devs to build the thing
Same
Click, click, click, type, click
My son: “mom stares at a screen all day”
Consulting is the epitome of ‘do as I say and not as I do’
Chief
I rearrange shapes on PowerPoint slides
Words don’t matter if the shapes look good. Client’s don’t understand the words anyway
Watch YouTube
I google
Chief
Ask questions, type up pretty slides, and talk a lot.
Powerpoint artist
Chief
I can answer that…for money.
I get paid for thinking out loud
Pro
Babysit
Talk (endlessly and pointlessly according to my children)
Tell people what to say to clients but not actually talk to clients
Rising Star
I ask a lot of people the same question. Then tell you what everyone said.
I add value
Nothin
Plan meetings to build lego
Pretend
I babysit breadcrumbing sociopaths while investigating business theft and exploitation.