What exactly do you guys do in consulting?

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So you see… it’s less about what WE do, and more about what we can do for YOU. You need to assess internal decision-making and help drive YOUR capabilities. And pay me to help you do that.

^ that’s a brief summary

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OTJ training when I send a team of 25 year olds with 2 recent MBA grads to the client site.

I'd love to help out and explain! We have a roadmap to leverage and customize to your question.

But first let's get the SOW tucked away, my rate is $700/hour and I think this engagement will be about 8 hours, can we clear that with your Finance team by EOD?

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I can start from Monday.

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Why you gotta hurt us like that, fam?

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I’m sorry, I’m just tryna find my career 😂

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Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank

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Yeah definitely. Feel free to DM, I was hired from undergrad last year

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We consult

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That’s okay, I just want to use the word consult as a verb because it sounds dumb.

I work in a slide factory

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me too but on almost minimum wage🥲

I’m still trying to figure it out OP

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keep me posted

Do work a company isn’t equipped to do (people or skill-wise)
OR
Answer a complex problem/decision a company isn’t able to on its own (additional perspective)

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What would you look for while hiring someone?

Make BS slides and collect $$$ while the rest of society does the actual hard work

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better careers? (In your Opinion)

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Fire fighting

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We’re really expensive temps.

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ouch!

Selling solutions to client’s problems, whatever problems they have

Things the client thinks they can't do because they've allocated all their money to vendors instead of internal full-time employees

My job is to figure out how much money the client wants to spend, then I find a problem that they need solved.

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