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Damn...when you decide to take a 💩 10 minutes before a client meeting and both your feet fall asleep! 😨 #neveragain #cantgetupoffthisseat

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You have bigger issues than missing a meeting if your feet are falling asleep while taking a dump

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The worst feeling. Ever.

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Lol PWC you actually have the biggest issues if you can't sense the helplessness mixed with comedy in my post. Lighten up B

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P1 sarcasm works if the other person gets it and you don't have to explain it to em. You clearly failed. Bad snapshot for you.

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Epic!

OP - can see you dont get sarcasm (Lol)

I usually do just thought you're being a douche 😊

haha...i'll take that as a compliment..that shows my sarcasm really worked

It's because men take like an hour to shit. I've never understood.

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