What motivates you to get out of the bed?



For me, it’s my bladder, what about you?

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I wake up and sip coffee on the couch before the fam wakes up

My 3.5 yr old boy is usually next and I can hear the pitter patter of his feet before he makes it out of his room

He comes and cuddles with me for a while and naps on my lap while I finish my coffee before he races his cars. (I usually set it up the night before during toy cleanup)

Best way to start the day!

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Best way to start the day

Back when I first started at my firm, I had a hopeless romantic crush on my coworker. I’d get up and go run sprints or do a HIIT workout at 5 am before work, so I would look and feel good. I’d also capture it on IG or Snapchat for her to see 🤣

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Haha.. not the ending I was expecting but I’m glad you found your soulmate. Happy for you and your gf!

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Crepes recently. I got a crepe pan and have been making them every morning. It’s honestly an addiction, like as soon as I wake up I’m thinking crepes.

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Me, I leap from bed as I long to see my clients on the 6:30 am standup and hear what new complaints they have thought up in last 12 hours. Ahh, the sweet sweet consulting life.

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Never a dull moment

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Puppy snuggles on the couch over coffee before work.

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i love making money

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A building fire

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How often? 🤣

for me, screaming kids

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The dogs bladder, moreso!

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People still get out of bed?

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Are you me OP? Gotta hit the head as soon as my eyes open 🤣

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Lavdeyam na bhojayam

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Coffee.

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And then the race to the shitter 🤣

excitement about the day, what I will eat, drink, the workout I will do, the people I will talk to, things I will learn, the skincare I will use, my journaling, will I check all the boxes in my to do list?, the TikToks I might watch, any appointment like hair, nails, passing by the shop an buying a cute tshirt...I'm pretty excited about my day ahead most mornings.

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C3- you had me at journaling . The level of positivity is annoying 😂

My dog’s bladder….

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I’m fully awake after morning sex. Lying down any longer feels like a chore 😂

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Crushing anxiety.

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