When the meeting finishes early and the leader says something like “alright, well I’ll give everyone back seven minutes of their day!”

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I say it and respect myself a little less each time I do

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I love being annoying specific about the amount of time. It makes my clients laugh

I usually say "here's 5 mins back to go get a snack or pee"

Ew

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Consider yourself lucky you get time back at all. Now get back to work, consultant.

Same thing applies when the manager/partner brings in a box of donuts or pizza to the office.

That you Mike? You calling me out for today?? 😂😂

lol. I end every stand up that way.

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