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Looks like a mental breakdown

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Agreed. The guy needs help. Sometimes I wish there were a way to get mental health services to people on social media. Like 911 for the virtual space.

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That’d be report worthy if LinkedIn actually did anything with reports

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That poor girl who got tagged in this post

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Wonder if ChatGPT gave this fantastic idea.

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What’s specifically Indian about this? Outside of the fact that it was posted by an Indian.

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Hi fishes! I had asked for benefits other than CTC which Bank of America provides & now that I've completed 1 month here, here's the list of allowances you'll be getting irrespective of position/band:

1. Sodexo: 1300 p.m./ 15,600 p.a.

2. Transport allowance: 900 one way, 1800 two ways p.m./ 21,600 p.a.

3. Internet: 1500 max p.m. (other than that, one time installation charges)

4. Tuition fee: Any certification related to your field. Like CFA, FRM etc. 3,00,000 p.a.

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Would you strongly advise against going in-house right after a state court clerkship? (No law firm experience in law school either). I don’t know if I want to become an in-house forever. Would it be difficult to get a law firm job at a later time?

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Hii Guys, Could anyone give me some clarity on the below point. I have cleared 2nd round of technical interview at Deloitte, but my candidature is still showing as interview in progress at Deloitte careers page. I had a discussion with HR on this and she told me that next process is pending from management side. It's been almost 10 days since from 2 nd round of interview. How much more time does it gonna take, any idea? Or is it normal. Please help me with this 🙏🙏 .Deloitte

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Hi Fishes,
What kind of work is done in GCR Tax? Is there decent wlb?? Can someone pls share the hierarchy structure in GCR

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Looking for non- fiction book recommendations. I just read Shoe Dog and loved it.

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Any star alliance status match delta platinum?

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Salary compensation for a Sr technical program manager at Wish?

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Anyone have insight into the Microsoft Office of Responsible AI job postings? Three different titles and one has been reposted for six months. Are they looking for a real person or some sentient AI 🙃?

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Guys - A seasoned BSA looking for PO / PrM opportunities in asset and wealth management firms. Is anyone willing to refer me to their team or forward me to their acquaintances? Appreciate it.

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Anyone that has taken the audit portion of the CPA exam: did you encounter any simulations requiring you review a document and either keep, delete, or change a comment left in a memo? Awful

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How is the United States Delivery center? They are recruiting me for that. Good or bad? anything to be aware of?

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I want to join a start up in my industry but I need to rescind a job acceptance from a more establish company. I resigned from my old job and didn’t start the new job yet. Is the non compete I signed, as part of the job offer acceptance for the position with the bigger company, enforceable if I rescind my job acceptance before I actually start a new job? I don’t think it is. I didn’t receive a sign on bonus so no additional consideration was exchanged from my understanding of my law classes.

Hey Fishes,

I'm in a biggest confusion here. And its pushing me to depression. Please help me if possible. I got 2 offers and both are good reputed product based companies. And offered the same role.

Fractal Infosys Tata Consultancy Wipro Accenture Microsoft IBM Cognizant

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Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.

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How much time do u need to prepare for ccsk?

Does anyone enter a “f*ck up” spiral and how do you get out? Like when you miss a nit or even larger typo in a brief or miss an issue in a sub/cite and someone calls you out in it, and then you doubt every proof you do, get anxious about f*cking up, and inevitably f*ck up again. Trying to decide if I’m burnt out after three crazy months or if I just suck at this job and should hang it up if I can’t get it back together soon. I don’t trust myself anymore.

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About to finish my first year. I’m a specialist. Only going to hit 65% of my hours (took a 4 week vacation cause of wedding/hm).

I never say no to work and i have fantastic reviews, and the head of my practice (with whom I work a lot for) has great things to say about me.

I’ve been fully utilized starting ~June, but first few months were slow. Am i fine?!

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I recently left EY to take up a very senior role at a Tech firm. Feel so much better and happier. The firm has already given me a parking space in Canary Wharf, a brand new S22 Ultra, S Watch 5 Pro, S8+ Galaxy Tab and my own corner office 😊

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Three job interviews with a company, last one creating a marketing plan and presenting to marketing VP. I received good feedback from him. Three days later recruiter wants to give me a call and “give an update”. Schedules it after 2 days. This morning cancels last minute as they are having “internal discussions”. I’m really annoyed and tired. Thoughts?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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