😂 What the hell kind of sales tactic is this? "Hey y'all, look how tan I am... Do you want to buy a phone plan?"

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Dan has the better tan.

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North Wales? They have sun there?

Isn’t it the old foot in the door at work? They got someone to read to the bottom!

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