What’s the best branch of the military? 😅

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Marines. We can’t read. We eat crayons. Yet we still get the job done.

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Not crayons 😂🤣😂🤣

Define best:
Best treated - Air Force
Best variety in opportunity - Navy
Best mystique and history - Marines
Best ability to tolerate misery - Army

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Idk...the Navy is pretty up there with tolerating misery lol especially since we do have a variety of opportunities and might still get the shit end of the stick

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Army, duh.

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Gotcha!

Army hands down

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I trust your vote!

Coming from an Airman, I think Marines are the best.

Marine: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected kills me to this day 🫡🤣

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Funny but I get what you are saying!

Space Force

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Go Space Force and earn your Ranger tab. Become the real life Buzz Lightyear

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Depends on what you want to do. You'll get the best education in the AF. If you want to join to see action , join the marines or army.

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Ahhh okay… that makes sense and honestly is very interesting to me.

Terran Federation, Mobile Infantry, CO Juan Rico, Rico's Roughnecks

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Great question 🤨

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Prior army here, air force by far. So glad I went there

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Much, much better

U.S. NAVY!

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Amazing branch!

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Ex puddle pirate (Coast Guard) I was in so long ago the first CG

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Wow that’s pretty cool, how long were you in for?

Depends on your meal preferences

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LOL!!

All of them.

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Agree!

Prior Air Force and Army. Between the two, Air Force wins.

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I totally trust your judgement. And I have heard the same thing from other people too.

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