Why do partners love ellipses so much?

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There brain capacity allows them to only understand simple shapes. It happens when most of your capacity is spent on spitting buzzword salad every second

Show some empathy. You are also on your way there

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The buzzwords have been obnoxious lately!

Partners love the smell of their own urine.

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It’s an allusion to dogs marking. Carry on.

They enjoy their ability to disrupt my regular blood pressure for no reason

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...to imply something... Like pls fix this...

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I agree... (Or do I?)

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…what do you mean…please elaborate…

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Because we were raised with proper grammar… n’ all.

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Which is worse?
A. Ok.
B. Ok…

It depends

Which one rustles your jimmies more?

I hope you have done what I asked you
Or
I hope you had done what I asked you…

The ladder sounds much more ominous

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