With the way things are going around the world. Maybe the world actually did end on December 21, 2012.

But, rather than a Thanos ending snap. It’s more like a slow, painful, drawn out death.

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A meteorite hit the earth on that day and vaporized everyone

You were not so nice leading up to that point so now you're in hell

It's okay, I am too

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The rapture happened and no one even knows who got snapped up

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I hope that isn’t the case

I think the world ended when they turned on the large haldron collider.

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