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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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