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Just signed the outside employment form in KPMG onboarding system. I actually wanted to start dabbling in creative writing as a potentially monetizable hobby, but I'm guessing this may pose issues.

Definitely interested in the "exception from this policy may be requested if provision of non-professional services doesn't interfere with one's duties of causes conflict of interest" clause, though. Has anyone been able to get one of those before?

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Any advice from fellow women in this industry? How did you overcome gender biases?

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The corporate urge to not even set an out of office email because I know I will be checking emails all holiday anyways

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How did you go about finding a therapist and/or coach to support you in your career transition? What value did they add, what would you do same/different if you had the time again and any other tips?

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What do you find frustrating in job search? And what platforms do you usually use to find jobs? Doing a research on that :)

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Anyone figured out a good way to keep hearings public? I'm trying to figure out if I can get the courts to post zoom links for hearings somewhere.

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Hi all, wondering what the salary is for associates in consulting, London based please

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Hello,
My skillset: Oracle Identity and Access management, Java , YOE:3.5

My current CTC is 8lpa, i have an offer from VFISLK 11lpa, and expecting offer from Accenture 12lpa.

Can Wipro match the offer?

Considering wlb and job security, i can stay in Wipro if they match the offer.

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Why do experienced academics tend to have a hard time transitioning to consulting?

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So when I get asked why I'm leaving my firm, whats the best way to phrase "I realised that its a toxic environment that exploits the anxious overachievment of traumatised perfectionists, and I finally got enough therapy to feel good about myself"

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Anyone teaching an 11th Lit course with an EOC Test? How are you preparing students by reviewing for the writing section (Informational, Argumentative, Narrative)?

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A basic Docker Cheat Sheet -

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Accepted an offer and waiting for TN visa paperwork to start. Offer is obviously dependent upon securing a visa. At what point, should I give my 2 weeks notice?

I thought about getting the TN visa first, crossing the border and then giving my 2 weeks while working at my current job, but will i be in violation then?

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Hello I was wondering if any admin assistants have gotten an inflation raise? At the next staff meeting I was going to ask for an inflation raise but I wanted to ask around before I did. Also if so how much was the raise and what not? Thank you in advance!

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McKinsey & Company Strategy& people are getting a $4500 special recognition bonus on top of the annual bonus!🤑

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Additional Posts in Accounting Memes

Or both 😂

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KPMG diversifying its business. students were seen collecting garbage for recycling.

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You got it boss!

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Might be guilty of this time to time

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Lol have fun

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“We’re shocked that you’re leaving! We had no idea you were this unhappy!"

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Leave KPMG alone 🤣

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That moment when the 1st-year associate speaks up during a client meeting.

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Does anyone know if pwc employees still get a peloton discount?

Ha ha, Adam Grant has some good stuff.

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Too real 😭

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Is it just me or?

Not an accounting meme.

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It’s called, “Reasonable Assurance"

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🤷‍♂️ But it was on time

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Always remember the proper usage.

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The account dropped the register down the flight of stairs and it shattered into a million pieces. Fear not the account says, for it was already depreciated to $0.

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You better believe it.

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Me at recruiting events

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My boss....minus the sobbing

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